|Unfortunately, names for cocktails have gone beyond "funny suggestive" (Sex on the Beach) to blatantly vulgar. The world would be a better place if you would list, and bartenders would know, an "also known as" (AKA) alternative name along with the vulgar one. Granted, "no offence was meant in the naming of this drink", and no one's pussy is offended. But everyone who prefers respectful decent language cannot help but be offended. Ordering a cocktail should not require one to dive into a verbal gutter. The AKA name should have some connection to the vulgar name, so a semi-imaginative bartender can make a connection. In the instant case, an AKA name "Mormon Girl" or "California Babe" may work, but "Squirting Sheila" would cross the line. You get the idea. Thanks in advance for your consideration of this request.