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I NEED HELP! We have argued about this rule for effin years!! OK... the asshole is dealing the cards, and no one is supposed to touch the cards until the dealing is done. What happens if someone touches their cards... A) the person who touches their cards has to drink, or B) the person who touches their cards becomes the new asshole?
Posted by jmellen Send jmellen a private message Leave a public comment for jmellen 2008-05-01 21:24:21

I've seen this same version of this game played and it's probably the worst game made up ever. Why the hell would you play a whole game just to find out rankings? It's ridiculous if your drinking F-ing do it.
Posted by Jamie Send Jamie a private message Leave a public comment for Jamie 2008-03-12 17:03:47

If anyone out there plays 4 as a social help please say the game is ending and i have two fours left to go out first. i can play them at the same time right.Then i would be president. Please email me and tell me I'm right.
Posted by Anonymous 2006-08-29 00:00:00

Asshole is a fun game, we play with 2-clear, 3-skip, 4-social. Any moron knows that all cards are delt out. We also deal out at least 5 hands, if only 3 people are playing we deal 2 dead hands, 4 people-1 dead hand. If we don't then someone is asshole 10X and they get pissed. Have fun, drink one for Il.
Posted by Anonymous 2006-08-19 00:00:00

what about social and clear cards?
Posted by Anonymous 2006-08-10 00:00:00

The President counts when it's Asshole's turn to clear the cards and the Asshole is taking too long. For every second it takes the Asshole to clear, they have to have that many drinks.
Posted by Anonymous 2006-08-05 00:00:00

im sober right now and i still dont understand the rules
Posted by Anonymous 2006-07-26 00:00:00

1st hand we start with the 4 of clubs who ever has it goes first since there is no President or Asshole the 1st game i didn't see if it said that 4's are social everyone drinks 2's are clear the deck and the person who threw it can throw again 4 is an invisable card you don't have to beat it but the next person has to beat the card or cards under the 4 and 3's are wild. also if you say 2 kings and the other 2 kings are on the pile you can throw the other 2 and clear the deck back to you as long as its natural (no cards can be between the 4 cards) just wanted to share how we play here in PA
Posted by Anonymous 2006-03-25 00:00:00

Anyone looking up drinking games is most likely already on their way to being drunk & just wants a more exciting way to get there. Who wrote the rules on Asshole? How many cards do you need to deal out??? Drunk people need direction!!
Posted by Anonymous 2006-03-04 00:00:00

Pretty sure they forgot that if you lay a 4, its a social which means everyone drinks and it can be layed at any time. 2's can be used as a reversal
Posted by Anonymous 2006-02-21 00:00:00

I love playing this game, but we play with red 3's and 2's as clear cards and any four of a kind, or 2 black 3's, is a social. We also sit in order of ranking which can be really confusing after a few rounds. Of course the game always seems to end in arguments but this game is still my favorite drinking game.
Posted by Anonymous 2005-12-06 00:00:00

i've played this game soo many times and each time i played i got sucks cause once ur buzzin u start to lose concentration and u start losin...this game rocks
Posted by Anonymous 2005-11-09 00:00:00

LOL, all I have to say is that Asshole is one back country ass drinkin game, and even though I love my Vegas MOOSE, I gotta give props baby!
Posted by Anonymous 2005-10-02 00:00:00

It doesn't matter how many times I play this, if a new person is involved, we always get stuck with new rules too. One thing we like to do is Aces for socials. If there is a new person playing and a second one is layed after the first one, it is 3 drinks. If a 3rd ace is layed, it is 6 drinks. It is a good time if you get all 4 layed down. If that happens, we all take 10 drinks or just finish a bottle off.
Posted by Anonymous 2005-09-28 00:00:00

the games really fun but you usually don't remember how to play the next time you go to play. keep the instructions!!!
Posted by Anonymous 2005-05-28 00:00:00

ideally asshole is a really great drinking game, BUT there are major problems that make me never want to play. the most of the time the game is spent teaching newbies how to play. the next greatest amount of time is arguing over regional/home rule of the game. next, i object to any game that deals with "drinks" because rarely everybody follows/enforces the actual # of drinks someone is supposed to consume. lastly, by the end of the 4th round nobody really wants to play anymore becaue the asshole quits and it's just not that much fun constantly delegating responsibility. stick with the old-fashioned, simple drinking games- hi-lo, power hour, fuck the dealer (enforce the drink rules).
Posted by Anonymous 2005-03-17 00:00:00

Does the vice president get the beer bitch's 2 or 1 best cards??????????????????
Posted by Anonymous 2005-03-02 00:00:00

We always use a "beemaster," but we call him the "Beer Bitch." This is the person directly above the asshole, and is responsible not just for getting everyone a beer, but for making sure that everyone has enough beer for the round. If the beer bitch fucks with the asshole, the norm is for the president to make the beer bitch drink twice as much. Also, if anyone fucks with the asshole while he is shuffling, then that person becomes asshole immediately.
Posted by Anonymous 2005-02-18 00:00:00

asshole is one of the best drinkin games ever if u dont like it u have problems!!!!
Posted by Anonymous 2005-02-15 00:00:00

Holy fucking christ! this game got me soooo fucked up!!! awesome game to play!!
Posted by Anonymous 2005-02-07 00:00:00

Check out this asshole deck. Comes with standardized rules. Great artwork. Funny as hell
Posted by edrules Send edrules a private message Leave a public comment for edrules 2005-02-02 00:00:00

there is alot more to the game than that. a 2 is a clear meaning when it is thrown the asshole clears the cards and the person that threw the 2 can lead with any card they want to. a 4 is a skip meaning when thrown it skips the next person in line from playing on the previous card and it is a social. social is when all players cheers, cirlce the beer around their head then drink. the 3 of clubs is always the first card played of any game. no matter who has the card. i have been playing and mastering this game for over 8 years there are many more rules, any ?'s email
Posted by Anonymous 2004-12-10 00:00:00

This game tends to always get everyone wasted. Great game.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-10-28 00:00:00

when i play 3's are wild, and if u play a 10, everyone drinks and u can play it on anything, it kinda like a free skip, and asshole can deal the cards however he wants, they don't have to always be equal. but it's still fun!!!
Posted by Anonymous 2004-08-05 00:00:00

I've always taught and played this game with a little variation. Normal rules still apply. The following just adds some random luck, especially to the poor Asshole. When matching your cards, you seperate all three's, two's, six's, and nine's. These become special "kill cards." Note*- if you have six's and no nine's (or vice versa) they must be added to your "normal" hand. Six's and nine's must be paired as a 69. The order ranks from least powerful to most powerful is as follows: 3,2, and then 69 (a six and nine). These cards can "kill" whatever is out on the board (triples, singles, etc). So, a three can "kill" normal play, a two can "kill" a three, and a 69 lays waste to everything. Once a person lays a "kill card" play continues until no one can beat that card. Each time a person is unable to beat the card, he/she passes and must take a drink. The person that laid the unbeatable card then starts the next round. We also use quadruples (four singles, two sets of doubles, or all four together) as a social where everyone must drink, usually with a toast or two! This places a lot of stragety into the game (while you're still somewhat sober) as I've seen people with a complete hand of "kill cards" lose a Presidency and become Asshole.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-07-29 00:00:00

First off this is a great game. LOVE IT!!!! Here are some good rules. When president 3 times in a rule you can make one drinking rule and one card rule. Good card rules 2's and 4's are clear cards. 4 is a social. Antoher is 3 's on 5's and 5's on 3's since 3 of spade starts the game and 2's and 4's clear. ups and downs if some throws an 8 you can put either 7 or 9. KIngs thrown down guys drink. queens trown down chicks drink (or fags). hopefully your are playing with chicks. Drinking rules if presidsent drinks he can designate before the round who drinks with him. Thumbmaster. Last one to notice thumb on table drinks. There are many more don't want to bore you anymore.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-07-01 00:00:00

Awesome game, might seem confusing at first but once you learn it, can go on for hours. Just rememeber, simple drinking games get boring as hell real quick. Only thing is, we wait until an ace is played to start playing doubles, triples, etc. Otherwise people get run over and there is then no stratedy involved. That one rule alone makes the difference between the experienced and amatuers. Keeps any asshole from being able to play asshole.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-06-26 00:00:00

my friends and i have added the rule that if you're asshole for 6 turns in a row, you get to make a rule, and it's normally a fun one, since the asshole is blasted by then.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-06-04 00:00:00

Playing with the waterfall rule adds to the drinking during the game. If four of the same numbers or face card are played in a row there is a waterfall that starts with the person who put the 4th card down.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-05-11 00:00:00

Once everyone gets how to play this game its so much fun...but remember to be patient at first when teaching every. Because once you get going it's great!
Posted by Anonymous 2004-03-24 00:00:00

we play this game everyday on the bus... we have made up a few good rules that i think make the game alot more fun. 1st if someone places a 9 down u have to put a lower card than 9 down.. this makes it much more fun, because if u are king u nearly always have cards over 9 and then have to pass. which then means u have to drink. this is the best game u can play.. if u dont like this game u are a bigger loser than good old fuckface "J.W.Bush"
Posted by Anonymous 2004-03-14 00:00:00

We always play this game with a beermaster.He's rightabove the asshole.The only thing is,any time anyone needs a beer,the beermaster has to go get it.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-03-02 00:00:00

this game FUCKING sucks my dick....i have more fun licking my ruben studdard poster....whoever likes this game can eat my nutz cuz if you like htis game u r a faggot....fuck off
Posted by Anonymous 2004-02-25 00:00:00

A few rules we play here are singles on singles, doubles on doubles, and triples on triples. Also when the first person is about to go out (if the went out they would be president) instead of them throwing their card down they can hold it in the air for someone else to grab and use. In order to be completely out you have to call last card or your the automatic asshole
Posted by Anonymous 2004-02-23 00:00:00

These are just some rules we use when we play asshole,some are rules i picked up when i played with new people. 1. when president: No one can make eye contact with you if they do they must drink. 2. BUFFALO- Meaning No one drinks or touches there drink with there given hand(if your right handed you have to use your left hand and so on) 3.New given name- No one can call each other by there name except the name's the new president has given you. Wild card's- 4-social,2-clears,6-fuck you! (which mean when you throw that card you fuck someone by giving them drinks) ive also played when you throw the last suit for a card down then it clears also- say you throw a 9 then someone has the rest of the 9's then they throw them out and it clears to them,but this is one way to make the game go faster. Thumb Master- (When you become presient) anytime during the game place your thumb on the table and the last person to put there thumb on the table drinks its fast and lots of drinks are handed out by this little rule. Be safe and Drink smart this is Mo from Douglasville Saying....Drink till she cute!
Posted by Anonymous 2004-01-12 00:00:00

When me and my friends get together we make the last person that has cards the beer bitch...then the person above them the asshole...because no on wants to get up and get beer or take the empties for that matter...happy drinking
Posted by Anonymous 2003-10-12 00:00:00

Here at Radford University, we also play that when a 4 is played, it is a social and everyone drinks. When playing on that card a 4 is invisible so you play on whatever card is under that. Also, asshole gives president his best card, and president gives asshole his first card
Posted by Anonymous 2003-10-01 00:00:00

things to add to the game to make it better. -every round is strated by a waterfall -2 is the clear card. when played it clears the cards and that person starts again. -3 is a pass card whatever card it is played on the person after the 3 must beat or match it -if doubles: two 3s must be played. triples three 3s. -one 2 clears on doubles and triples. -also before the game is played you have to create an asshole hat. made of the worst stuff. tampons dipped in fruit punch on a beer box, whatever make the asshole look like an asshole. - and remember the name of the game is asshole be the biggest asshole u can be to those in a rank lower than you. and if u got balls to everyone. - and if u are the president and the asshole skips you(by playing the same card that was played before him) make him suffer. no one skips the prez, no one, chug beers, 2 cups of warm water do the trick for them to barf. remember its ok to throw up as long as u drink after it! -no one can touch their cards till the president does. -jumping socials- if a card is played and u hold the others to make it 4 of a kind throw them down before the next person goes. the cards are cleared and the person who made the social starts again after everyone drinks of course. for example a 6 is played and some has 3 6s they throw them down. however the remaining cards to compltete all 4 must be played by only 1 person not 2 the 1 from another. -when you have onecard u must say one card when u have bno cards you knock, if u fiorget anyone of these when everyone finishes their cards you are asshole. -if your last cards are 2(s) and or 3(s) you can pass them to another player or let others grab them.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-09-28 00:00:00

we play a similar way to you, but here are a few other things we do...3 of clubs starts the first game, each game afterwards the asshole shuffles and deals out the number of piles equal tothe number of players. THe top card of each pile is flipped. Piles are then taken in ascending order starting with the president. Then the pres may also take 2 cards from the asshole if you wish (although we dont play like that). The pres throwas whatever they want and play goes to the left. if any player at any time has the remaining cards to make a 4 of a kind, then they throw them to create a "random social" where everyone drinks for the amount of seconds equal to the value of the card. the deck clears and that person gets to throw whatever they'd like...we play that 2's and 6's clear to make games go faster and the random socials will more than make up for the drinking missed by having an extra clear card. 4's can be socials at any time (although we dont play that way) and winning 3 times in a row entitles the president to make a new rule...some of this was listed in the priginal rules but i thought i'd just say how my friends and i play...check out the website to see us in
Posted by Anonymous 2003-08-29 00:00:00

I've played to where as the asshole is shuffling...he is allowed to tell people when to drink, somewhat of a payback. playing 4 as a social is a good rule. i've also played 6's as waterfalls. on first hand i play 3 of clubs starts the match. thanks for listening
Posted by Anonymous 2003-08-28 00:00:00

This game is way to hard for any drunk or sober person....too many rules to start out with...
Posted by Anonymous 2003-08-20 00:00:00

other rules to play by is having 4's be socials where everyone drinks when played. And if a 3 or any other card is thrown then if another player has the other three 3's it starts a waterfall
Posted by Anonymous 2003-08-01 00:00:00

We like to play it so that the extra rules don't just include making people drink, but anything we want. Most commonly, we like to strip people naked.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-07-27 00:00:00

'hic...isssh really ..REALLY REALLY..wild,..i drank sooooo much much.i had to pee...ha ha ha ha ha,..did I say drink..Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted by Anonymous 2003-07-21 00:00:00

asshole sounds like a baller-ass game. thats the next game we're gunna play.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-07-03 00:00:00

When me and my friends play asshole we don't give the asshole our two worst cards and we dont give the president our two best cards. We also do all of those special rules arter the first hand.If you've never tried it you should! Its lots of fun
Posted by Anonymous 2003-07-02 00:00:00

spot on power trip game .im suffering under a tyrants rules at the moment
Posted by Anonymous 2003-05-10 00:00:00

Posted by Anonymous 2003-04-23 00:00:00

just to clear thngs up 3 is low and 2 is high, then all the other cards are in normal order, 3-4-5-6-7-8- etc
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