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In the Daily Show's book "America," they declared that "Zoom, Schwartz, Profigliano" is now known as "Zoom, Schartz, Kucinich" because Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) defeated the incumbent Kenneth Profigliano(R-OH) in 1985. So...bye-bye Profigliano.... ;)
Posted by Anonymous 2004-09-25 00:00:00

A popular variation among my friends is that there are four commands, Zoom, Schwartz, Biederman, Profigliano. Zoom means that the person you are staring at is now it. Biederman means you pass the "it" status to your immediate right, and Profigliano means to your immediate left. All while Schwartz means it goes back to whoever gave you the "it" status.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-05-12 00:00:00

This is an awesome game and I'm glad to see it posted. There is more to it though... There are different levels to the game. For example, one level has He said, she said, and fuck you replacing zoom schwartz, and profigliano respectively. There are five levels. Hopefully someone will see this and remember the other three. When you play with people that are good, this helps add mistakes, because there's more to think about, and of course, the whole point is making mistakes.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-02-28 00:00:00

If you want to pass 'it' left you look at the person and say Eshelman and right is Ouchescki. If you get good than you can say hyperspace+'comand' which means that everything is opposite and to go back to normal you say redman+what ever comand. THE BEST GAME EVER!
Posted by Anonymous 2004-02-19 00:00:00

The Zoom-Schwartz-P'figliano game has two variations that I know of. They are Ooo-Ahh-Blit, and Fuck-Shit-Eat Me. Enjoy!!!
Posted by Anonymous 2003-08-18 00:00:00

We played Zoom differently. Players sit in a circle. The person who was first "it" would say "Yesterday I went to the races and I saw the cars go ZOOM". With that he would turn his head to the left or right and that guy would turn in the same direction and say "ZOOM" and that guy would turn his head in the same direction and say "ZOOM" and so on around the circle. At any time the guy who was zoomed could turn back (looking at the guy who zoomed him) and say "ERRRRRCK" (like a car's screeching brakes.) Then the guy who was errrrcked can turn in the opposite direction and say "ZOOM" (like a car now going clockwise) or he can turn back and say "ERRRRCK". If he zooms one way that guy can zoom in the same direction or erck back; if instead he errcks back that guy can zoom opposite or errck back. Anyone who zooms or ercks in the wrong direction drinks. Best scenario: when two guys keep screaming "Errrck" at each other until one turns away. He usually says the wrong thing to the next guy.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-02-12 00:00:00

We played Zoom differently. Players sit in a circle. The person who was first "it" would say "Yesterday I went to the races and I saw the cars go ZOOM". With that he would turn his head to the left or right and that guy would turn in the same direction and say "ZOOM" and that guy would turn his head in the same direction and say "ZOOM" and so on around the circle. At any time the guy who was zoomed could turn back (looking at the guy who zoomed him) and say "ERRRRRCK" (like a car's screeching brakes.) Then the guy who was errrrcked can turn in the opposite direction and say "ZOOM" (like a car made a U-turn and changed directions) or he can turn back and say "ERRRRCK". If he zooms one way that guy can zoom in the same direction or erck back; if instead he errcks back that guy can zoom opposite or errck back. Anyone who zooms or ercks in the wrong direction drinks. Best scenario: when two guys keep screaming "Errrck" at each other until one turns away. He usually says the wrong thing to the next guy.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-02-12 00:00:00
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