Watch the movie "Baseketball" and follow these rules:
- For every time an event occurs take a drink
- Someone says dude
- Squeek gets insulted
- Squeek takes offense to getting insulted
- Someone falls down after being psyched out
- A scene mimics another scene of a famous movie or TV show
- Someone says cock in any context
- Jenny McCarthy takes a phrase the wrong way
Follow these and you will get seriously buzzed. Only beer or light mixed drinks allowed. The word "dude" alone will send some to the toilet.