|The rules are simple, played to an episode of M*A*S*H. Each time a character says the rank of another (i.e. major, captain, general, etc.) take a drink. This can get real good for some episodes, especially when Burns or Hotlips are introduced to a general. I once counted about 12 drinks in a fifteen second period once. For a higher buzz factor, each time Hawkeye, BJ, Trapper, or Blake have a drink, you must down a beer - that's one for each, each time.