One Drink:

- Any time you see an explosion
- Any time someone says Matt Damon
- Any time someone says Alec Baldwin
- Any mention of Weapons of Mass Destruction or WMDs
- Any mention of a sexual body part or sexual activity…ex. Cock, balls, pussy, etc
- Any time Gary thinks about his brother
- Any mention of Valmorphanize
- Any time they talk about 9/11 times something
- Any time they talk about Joe liking Sarah or Gary liking Lisa or Sarah liking Gary
- Any mention of the Film Actors Guild (FAG)

Finish your beer during the songs Pearl Harbour Sucked, I’m So Ronrey, What Would You Do, Montage, and during puppet sex.

Submitted by TheRick14D