- 1 Drink every time a sexual reference is made about Ben Stein.
- 2 Drinks if it's about his ass.
- Everyone pick a contestent, take a drink for every question they get correct.
- 3 Drinks if your contestant loses the first round.
- 1 Drink when Ben says "My money".

1 Drink equals a mouthful of beer. If you are a real man do it with shots.