|If there's one movie to inebriate yourself with, it's THE BIG LEBOWSKI. Try this way of getting drunk with Walter and The Dude:
One Drink, Dude, if...
-"Fuck", "dude", or "man" is said.
-Dude, Walter, and Donny are bowling.
-Walter gets angry.
-Walter puts down Donny.
-The Dude refers to himself in third person.
-Walter says "Fuck it dude, let's go bowling".
-Someone speaks with an accent (i.e. Jesus, the nihilists).
-The Dude's rug is mentioned.
-Bunny's toe is mentioned.
Two drinks, man, if...
-A line in the script is repeated (three if that line is used somewhere not within the plot, i.e. "This aggression will not stand").
-Walter mentions Vietnam.
-Someone bowls a strike.
-A Creedence Clearwater Revival song is heard.
-Someone is interrogated about the mystery (i.e. "Where's the money Lebowski?", "Is this your homework Larry?").
-The Dude has a dream.
-Walter mentions converting to Judaism.
Three fuckin' drinks if...
-The Gulf War and/or Saddam Hussein are mentioned.
-The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers are referenced (four if it's another merit).
-Bunny is referred to as a "bitch".
-You hear a classic rock song not by Creedence Clearwater Revival (four if it's not the original version, like the "Hotel California" cover).
-Donny goes off-topic in a conversation.
-A Jackie Treehorn movie is seen on a TV.
Just finish the fuckin' drink if...
-The Dude gets angry with the law (i.e. the private eye following him, the police station).
-Walter not only says something angry, but he does something angry (i.e. the fight with the nihilists, pulling the gun on Smokey).
-Philip Seymour Hoffman's character laughs.
Submitted by hunterstarantino