Take A Drink Whenever:
* Michael talks in a different voice.
* Michael makes his employee(s) do something stupid.
* Dwight defends Michael or gets aggravated on his behalf.
* Michael makes Ryan feel uncomfortable.
* Pam and Jim have a moment.
* Jim makes his popular face.***
Take Two Drinks Whenever:
* Michael makes a reference to pop culture.
* There is a joke at Dwight's expense.
* Pam & Jim have a conspiracy/joke going on.
* Dwight makes reference to he and Michael being partners/sidekicks.
* Michael screws up a popular saying/phrase/proverb.***