1 Drink if:
- someone swears
- someone says the name "One Eyed Willie"
- Data Uses one of his inventions
- Chunk eats something
- Chunk breaks something
- someone says "Fertellies" (the bad guys)

2 Drinks if:
- Francis (the Fertellie with the glasses) hair piece is mentioned or messed up
- One Eyed Willie is just called Willie
- Someone says "Booby Traps" wrong

* If someone says "Goonies", yell Goonies and chug the rest of your beer in your hand